In Addition To

We took Jack to be tested for foods today. In addition to the list from last year (peanuts, soy, trees, grass and English peas) we have added chicken, lettuce, bananas, root beer and watermelon. Yes, I said chicken, the only meat Jack will eat.

Potty Training

Jack-Jack has a new stance for going potty, he puts his foot on the potty as he sprays not only the wall but all around. He almost looks like he has discovered new land because he has one hand pulled behind his head. He poses almost like a Greek god, "The Jack".
Little boys are so frustrating to potty train, by this stage I didn't even have to buy pull-ups for Vivi because she was begging me to let her sleep in her panties and hardly ever had an accident, never at night. Jack will wear his underwear wet and not care.
We are also having trouble with him biting again, 3 days in a row he bit the same little girl. I went in to pick him up on Thursday to find that he had gotten in trouble again.
M- Jack, did you get in trouble today?
J- I no bite Delaney, Mommy, I push Sunny, can I have my sticker?

Boy in a Bubble

I have often thought of looking on EBay to see if they have a bubble for Jack to live in because everything breaks him out. Dave took Jack to the allergist and we now have to go back on Monday for a new round of food allergy testing oh and our favorite place the pharmacy for 8 new prescriptions....yay!
I can admit we don't limit his diet like we should because the boy loves to eat and you can only break his heart on food so many times. For dinner we went to Wing Stop, if you haven't been you need to go. Jack ate several strips with a dip of ketchup, ranch and honey mustard (all in one), when that wasn't enough his Parr side came out and he started taking shots of Ketchup, it was so gross. He must get that from his Connie because I really don't think even a Hickerson would do that, okay maybe some of them would.
Do they actually make a bubble for people with allergies to live in because if not they should.

Read aloud

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS" (We've all experienced this!)By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a call to room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.....
.Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room S ervice: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad? !?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
& nbsp; Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
..Remember... I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do DON'T you!!!

Week 8

This week has not been great as far as school, Dave called Tuesday to tell me Vivi gave someone "the finger", what bothers me the most is she did it correctly and on purpose. BTW, she picked it up at school not home if you seem confused.

Lunch at Jefferson

I was off during the week for the first time in a long time so I decided I would go have lunch with Vivian. I stopped to pick up chicken nuggets and headed for the school. All the workers in the cafeteria told me how sweet she is and she actually ate all her lunch so, I decided that she might deserve an ice cream cone. When I got in line, there were 2 girls in front of me (Hispanic and African American).
H-Is that your momma?
A- NO, my momma black she's not white

Week 6 part 2

1. Vivian ends every sentence with, girl.
2. Her boyfriend looks like a future politician.

Week 6

1. Vivian is doing so well at school that we don't have to have the parent teacher conference, she is one of 6 in her class that is right where she should be.
2. Jack is doing even better on the potty training.
3. Week 5 we had lice and now we may have Chicken Pox, school is sooooo great.
4. We have finished our first fund raiser and sold enough for her to attend an ice cream party.